I might be pregnant

1 month ago

crazycolours:

~~Holy~~shit guys.

The night after we climbed Ben Nevis, @damohopo and I went out for dinner, to a lovely little Italian restaurant in Fort William. After our meal, we were walking back to the hostel, but it was raining. We sought shelter in the door way of a chapel. While we were there, I’ll admit, we made out a little. (as you do)

Only after the making out, did we realise that the sheltered doorway belonged to the Roman Catholic Church of the Immaculate Conception.

Immaculate Conception people!

And the immaculate conception would have happened on halloween night!

Do you know what this means??

Demon Jesus!

Forget it, suckers! I’ve already contacted our fine Irish lass and locked up all film and derivative rights in the US, Canada, the EU, and Japan.

Yeah, that’s right. You thought you were gonna sneak around behind me and do some clever Japanese adaptation that would win all the acclaim. Ha!

I’ve got the director of Troll 2 lined up already. I see him daily as he squeegees my windshield at one of the lights on my drive to work. For casting, we’re thinking Lindsay Lohan as the demon spawn. I’ll be sure to keep you informed.

The story begins when God obviously smited us when we were ontop of that mountain. Probably for saying “Jesus Fucking Christ my legs are sore” too many times.

Lindsay Lohan would make a good anti-Christ.