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I might be pregnant

Holyshit guys.

The night after we climbed Ben Nevis, @damohopo and I went out for dinner, to a lovely little Italian restaurant in Fort William.  After our meal, we were walking back to the hostel, but it was raining.  We sought shelter in the door way of a chapel.  While we were there, I’ll admit, we made out a little. (as you do)

Only after the making out, did we realise that the sheltered doorway belonged to the Roman Catholic Church of the Immaculate Conception.

Immaculate Conception people!

And the immaculate conception would have happened on halloween night!

Do you know what this means??

Demon Jesus!

  1. crazycolours reblogged this from coyotesqrl and added:
    The story begins when God obviously smited us when we were ontop of that mountain. Probably for saying “Jesus Fucking...
  2. coyotesqrl reblogged this from crazycolours and added:
    Forget it, suckers! I’ve already contacted our fine Irish lass...locked up all film and...
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